I forget things. Quite a lot actually. In case you forgot, forgetting means that you don't remember. Or you have forgotten, forget or will be forgetting. So at any moment in time it is plausible I won't remember something.
Anyway, what was my point?
Oh yea. So this morning at about 2:30 I was awoken to rain. All the windows are open and so I leap out of bed (forgetting that I am suffering from a pretty severe nocturnally-triggered back ailment) rushing to go slow and then in agony decend down the stairs to shut windows. When I get down stairs, I notice that SOMEONE FORGOT TO SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF! (Who is that? Not me b/c I went to bed first). Why is our electric bill so high? Oh, it's my fault because I am the one who FORGETS to turn the lights off....
Anyway, where was I again? Oh yea. Pants.
I am not wearing pants. Just a too-small-for-me t-shirt and undies (arguably also too small).
So rush to the patio door. Remember, the lights are all on. I slam the patio door shut and scooch over to attempt to get out of the way in case others are doing the same thing. I run to another window that is wide open and shut that one. I am in agony, remember? My back is killing me by this point, forget to breathe pain. I head back upstairs, yanking a snuggy, and then remember the bathroom window is open.
The bathroom window is GIANT, and HUGE, and BIG. And I have to step into the bath tub to shut it. And my back hurts (just a little bit it's not that bad, I don't know why I mention it...) I step over the wall to get into the tub and am surprised and shocked and amazed that I am stepping in cold water. Brrr. And no pants. And try to close the window while leaving the blinds closed and fail so I quit and crawl back into bed.
Then I forget how to fall asleep. And toss and turn until I am forced to come downstairs (after grabbing pants) and document this for all the world to see. In doing so, I hope to achieve a few goals, but right now i can only remember one of them. That is to remember pants. Maybe if I remembered pants I would be sleeping and I would have less people making an effort during darkness walking slower (or faster) past my house.
In conclusion, I wish to make one disclaimer: Why do I forget things? It is mostly because I don't care. When I do care, I don't forget - just want to say that so in case any potential employers out there should read this they don't turn me away.